If your tee hasn’t rocked up yet, first check your order confirmation email – that’s your treasure map. Still no joy? Use your tracking number to hunt it down, or hit us up at hello@quirktees.co.uk. We’re quick on the case, promise.

If your parcel arrived looking like it had a rough night out – missing items, printing oopsies, or the wrong tee entirely – don’t stress. Drop us a line at hello@quirktees.co.uk and we’ll fix it quicker than you can say “wardrobe malfunction”.

Maybe, maybe not. Email us ASAP with your order number and we’ll do our best to catch it before it’s printed and packed. Already in the post? Our Returns Policy has your back for what comes next.

Every product page includes a handy sizing tab with a link to the Sizing Guide, your first stop before adding to basket. You’ll also find a link to our full Sizing Guide in the website footer. No wild guesses, no awkward fits, just tees that feel as good as they look.

How long before I can rock my new tee? We print and dispatch your order within 1–2 working days. After that, it’s in Royal Mail's trusty hands via tracked delivery. But hey, life happens – delays can occur thanks to bank holidays, strikes, storms, or rogue courier pigeons.